Saturday, September 10, 2005

Who I am, in a nutshell

Bored with the elections and its results, and before some reporters ask for my dumb political opinions again, here's my proof that this is not a political blog. Shallow silly questions that describe who I am. I think its cool though:

How You Live Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You are always tactful and diplomatic. You let people down gently.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.


You Are 40% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!


Your Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.



Your Kissing Purity Score: 60% Pure

For you, kissing isn't a casual thing
Lip to lip action makes your heart sing


You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet


Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating

You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility.


You Should Learn Japanese

You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!


Your Brain's Pattern

You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking.
You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view.
For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different.
Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings.


Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.






Your Brain is 33.33% Female, 66.67% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved



Slow and Steady

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.


Everything Pizza

Diverse and adaptable
You enjoy the full buffet of life
It's hard to you play favorites with friends... or flavors
There's very little that you dislike!



What Your Underwear Says About You

It's important that your underwear doesn't offend anyone - in case you get in a car accident.

You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear.


Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde

You're a bit ... unusual. And so is your blog.
You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head.
Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock... even though that's not your intent.
You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content.

13 comments:

MoonLightShadow said...

Nice ones, though I agree they are silly and shallow. But I almost went through them all. Very surprising answers :D

haal said...

Love the analysis!

LouLou said...

Mohamed,

This is scary. My results are exactly the same as yours in all tests but one!

Mohamed said...

Hehe.. funny Loulou.. I thought you seemed familiar bardu :) Sometimes you sound like my extreme though!

LouLou said...

Was actually going to post my test results on my blog. Then I thought what's the point?I mean you have them posted already:)

You're right. The tests are a bit shallow. Too few questions. Too few choices for answers.

Mohamed said...

Yeah Loulou, just make a post with a link to this one! They're shallow, but cool, and not bad results out of such few questions. I like those questions where you choose a picture and it analyzes you completely out of it! Weird.

On funny stuff, here's a joke (supposedly):

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...........

Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart

LouLou said...

Wow cool joke:)

LouLou said...

But really do you think this means that anyone who is Libra-Virgo will have the same results as us?

And there I was thinking I was special & unique:(

Mohamed said...

You are special and unique ya Loulou, you got the same results as me. That's very special :)

I thought we just agreed they're shallow questions. I think alot of people who are not like us could get the same results. Don't worry, there's still a hidden part about us that no one gets to find out easily!

LouLou said...

"You are special and unique ya Loulou, you got the same results as me. That's very special :)"

Eh ya Mohamed man tawada3a lillahi rafa3u;)

Eve said...

I was tempted to know what language I should learn: Hmm... Chinese! Are they planning to kill me or what? the truth is I was planning to learn Russian; now I'll reconsider :p
Well Mohamed, I don't think anybody would dare say this is a political blog anymore.

Mohamed said...

Yeah, certainly not political, that ought to keep them away.

serena1 said...

You are an interesting individual. You want to stay away from politics, I can guess why. But sometimes it's fun to find out how others think, how intelligent they are and how much you can learn from them. I happen to come from a far away place. Somewhere you probably can't guess, but wouldn't it be fun to find out.....